![]() What did they say about the couple who had the same shoe size? That they were sole matesīefore I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. When we were kids, my brothers and I would race to put our shoes on every morning. ![]() Wooden shoe who? Wouldn't shoe like to know! An hour later, he heard a pounding on the wall and a shout: “When are you going to drop the other shoe?” Thus the term “waiting for the other shoe to drop.” He managed to get the other shoe off in silence, and got into bed. As he undressed for bed, he dropped one shoe, which, sure enough, awakened the other guest. What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? I’m stuck on you!Ī guest who checked into an inn one night was warned to be quiet because the guest in the room next to his was a light sleeper. What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe. Why couldn’t the shoes go out and play? They were all tied up I know what my top 5 shoe jokes are let's see if we share the same sense of humor! I've also sprinkled in a sneaker, heel and boot joke or two so you’ll have many funny things to write about shoes that touch upon all types of shoes.ĭon't forget to let me know which are your favorite shoe puns and jokes and I’ve missed any of yours. I’ve hand selected the best shoe jokes for you: from funny shoe jokes, to question and answer shoe jokes, shoe riddles, silly shoe puns to eye-roll inducing dad jokes about shoes, I’ve got them all! If so, you can grab one of these favorite puns for shoes, which include jokes about boots, boot puns, sneaker puns and various other footwear-type jokes, like heels!Īnd don't you worry, if you're looking for quirky or funny shoe riddles & puns because you just can’t get enough of shoes, don’t worry. Ideas for the top 71 Spring jokes were taken from the following source.Calling all joke and shoe lovers to ! Are you looking for that perfect shoe pun, shoe joke or one-liner that can give a chuckle- or at the very least, a smirk? My battery is dead.”ġ.What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! What did one firefly say to the other firefly when his When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-rilĢ. Can February March? … No, but April May!ģ. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?Ĥ. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?…ĥ. Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware ofĦ. Great season to start a gardening business? Because it’s the season when youħ. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! #9 – 1. Spring Jokesĩ. ![]() What do you call a rabbit with flees? Bugs Bunnyġ0. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain!ġ1. Was late? “Where in earth have you been?”ġ2. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who What season is it when you are on a trampoline?…ġ3. What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf.ġ4. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chineseġ5. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’reġ6. Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee comes afterġ7. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!ġ8. What’s Irish and comes out in Spring? Paddy O’Furniture #19 – 10. Spring Jokesġ9. What flowers grow on faces? Tulips (Two-lips)!Ģ0. ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… theĢ1. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’veĢ2. Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they’veĢ3. Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because heĢ4. ![]() Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.Ģ5. Why was the bee mad? You’d be mad too if someone stoleĢ6. Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee (B) comes afterĢ7. Why did the bird go to the hospital? It neededĢ8. How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunnyģ0. “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.ģ1. Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?…ģ3. When do people start using their trampoline?…ģ4. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily!ģ5. How do rabbits keep their fur neat? They use aģ6. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m goingģ7. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what How do you know that bees are happy? Because they hum while they work. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee? AnĤ0. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour”Ĥ1. Where will you be in five years? I don’t know. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B)Ĥ3.
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